The Bimbo’s Profile

The Essential Definition of You

Because a bimbo loves attention and measures her self-esteem by how long it takes a stranger to notice her when she enters a crowded club, the importance of a good profile can’t be emphasized enough: Bimbos with great profiles get worshiped by fans who find their wishlists, let that horny stud see what special kinky fetishes the slut is into, and gets people drooling for a chance to give Bambi the big Bone.

A blank profile with no picture, no information, no links to even more information is a sign the person couldn’t be bothered. The better the profile, the higher the chances the person is intelligent, interesting, and takes pride in how they present themselves. Simply put, even the most gorgeous, compelling sex bomb is a dud if I click open her profile to find nothing but crickets.

An amazing profile pic is super important, especially if the bimbo wants to be invited to make porn by photographers looking for experienced super models. Every pic is super important if it's important enough to go on tyour profile – so pick the pics you put on your profile (see how many “P’s” I got off there?)  with the same attention you pay to matching the colors of a set of hot thigh high boots with a micro mini skirt that shows off your butt.  Remember!  Barbie’s only job is to look PERFECT for her daddy, and nobody is that perfect, so remember to look at your profile every now and then and keep it up to date. Typos, misspellings, broken links – they can undo hours of fussing and shopping in an instant.

First Impressions:

The first page of every profile is the” biography”  page. There’s only so many characters you can fit here and it’s the first thing (and maybe the only thing) another person will bother reading. Here’s my profile (as of 2022.03.27), it has 63 words and about 400 characters (including spaces).  

Bimbo domme turned into a hypersexualized sissy-futa-slut hungry for fetish fun, big cock stretching, and a firm hand who likes to spank.  Years of hypno-hormone-hallucinogen conditioning make me crave brutal sex, perverse kinks, BBC, rape, forced prostitution, trafficking, humiliation, gang bangs and double penetration.

The Albanian gang who kidnapped me are forcing me to make porn and be a cam girl.

I occasionally adopt a bimbo protégé but don't keep slaves because I’m not online enough.

Now let me explain why my biography  reads the way it does. We all scan our screens and phones very quickly in a kind of side to side scan where our brains zone out, waiting for something to come along and capture our eyes’ attention, tickle our fancy, or float our boat.    As your admirer scans your profile he or she is looking for a quick connection and a little splash of dopamine as they consider how hot you looK and decide to learn more about the stunning busty goddess bursting out of her clothes before their very happy eyes.  Your job is to hook them in the lip with the first sentence and whet their appetite to learn all they can about you. Avoid cliches. Avoid negative words, and for god’s sake don’t copy someone else’s profile. 

Remember - exclamation points may only be used in the following sentence: “You cut my arm off.”

First – omit unnecessary words. Notice by biography  doesn’t start with “I am a…” but goes right to the two words that I would use to describe myself –  Bimbo domme – boom! Minds blown. Peanut butter collides with chocolate and has a baby called Bimbo Domme: a member of that unique subculture of blond, busty, lusty happy Mistresses who love to fuck and use orgasms and spiraing trances and erotic seduction to train their pets;, not scary whips and chain. A bimbo’s job is to look perfect, worship cock, but also be a terrible cocktease and sex object designed to drain men’s wallets, wreck  marriages, and rule the earth’s gyms, beaches, and pool decks. 

  “Turned into a hypersexualized” – who “turned” me into a what?! Hyper-anything is cool and kind of scary in these days of hypersonic missiles, but it’s also the proper term used by professionals today  to describe the constant craving for sex formerly diagnosed as “nympomania”in the past.

Second – front page disclaimers – in the first sentence I let the reader know I am trans, a sissy, a flaming faggot pillow biter. This is important – especially if you only date black men  who think they are fucking real white women. Bimbos are eye-catching, and sometimes we tastefully tuck away our dicks when visiting a BBC club that has rules about shemales not walking around with their weenies blowing in the wind.  In past versions of my profile  I have buried the gender disclosure on the “Real World Biography Tab '' which people very rarely read and which can lead to misunderstandings. On the RWBT I state my time zone, my RL gender and sexuality, as well as the standard list of things I won’t do that blend RL and SL – e.g. no voice, no pictures, no texts. 

Third: – say what you want. Say it for god’s sake. Too many sexy submissives and introverted people are too shy to say to a stranger that they are really into diapers and being treated like a Stepford wife, and instead proclaim on their profile that other than poop, blood, incest, and children, they  claim they will “do anything you want.”  Be a bit more specific.  Mistresses and Masters and Sugar Daddies hate limp, wishy-washy compliant submissives who’s idea of a sexy conversation is to say “Anything you want. I am your complete and utter sex slave.”

Give the other person a prompt or an interesting thing they might want to ask a question about. In my case it’s usually a person intrigued to find out what the “bimbo domme” thing is. 

 If your fetish is obscure….so what? I am totally open minded and willing to learn about a new kink or obsession with a person who is really into it. So – give the public a little clue about what you like. You can put the “dislikes” on one of the picks. Remember – the overall tone should be inviting,  positive, excited and fun –  get your desires out in writing and they might actually get fulfilled!

 If you want people to fuck you, then let them know upfront that you are an easy fuck. Are yoi a stripper and escort who only has sex for money? Let the world know your price baby and the name of the club where they can find you.  I want rough sex with huge cocks and an occasional spanking or worse delivered by a strict Master or Mistress.  You can blather on about your fetishes in the picks – better yet get a free blog and use your profile to send people there – but by all means use that first “Biography” tab to be a constant work in progress, changing as you change, but there to give some clues to a stranger about the type of person you are and the possibilities of what might happen in the future if they decide to say hello and get to know you. 

Four: start a back story.  This isn’t the place to write about your ex-partners and the various phases you have gone through in Second Life, but a great place to drop hints about your lurid past and mysterious circumstances that have you standing around at the Futa Breeding Lab with a horse cock swinging between your ankles while wearing a leopard print bikini as they read your profile and wonder how someone so spectacular could even exist. Notice I say I was “turned” into a bimbo domme. That begs the question: turned by whom? Then I double down and say I have been kidnapped by an Albanian gang who force me to make porn.

The better the back story the more attention you will receive. Trust me on this.

Five: heading off the obvious. There is a shortage of good dominants in Second Life who are friendly to newbies or who don’t depend on fin-domming to fund their own shopping habits and plastic surgery bills. With a username like “mistressdenise” – I get a decent number of requests to  collar, train, control, breed – generally dominate and corrupt – from lonely pets and subby people tired of looking for a full time Mistress. I need to make it clear I don’t collar slaves and keep them around like yorkshire terriers on my big heart shaped bed! But, because I don’t want to dash their hopes entirely, and never say never and all that,  I let them know I occasionally do some bimbofication work.

Six: Groups, We’re Known by the Company We Keep

 The groups you join are listed by default on your profile. You can control which are visible to others, so consider hiding the non-sexy groups because no one cares if you belong to the LeLukta Customer Support Group, but they will be interested in you are a member of Sissy Bimbos Who Go Anal on the First Date. Pick you groups carefully – there’s a limit to how many you can join, but its the ones that you make public on your profile which will go the furthest in establishing your proclivities and interests as your secret admirers wonder what kind of stunning sex bomb would belong to I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People in the Back of their Head.

Seven: Picks, Ten Chances to Express Yourself

Picks can be so much fun to write over time.  I suggest numbering them so they will stay in order – you do that in the title by starting the first one with a “1 - My links”  and the next one with a “2 = My Slave Register Number” , “3 - My Goddess Shanna” ….. Etc.

The first pick should have links to your social media and non-SL related accounts.  I take pictures in- world and send them directly to my Flickr gallery where there are thousands of Second Life fashion bloggers and porn photographers, and various groups for pictures of latex, new Kupra fashions, Black Mandingos, and the latest lingerie on display.  DeviantArt, Naughty Machinima, fashion blogs, Tumblr blogs, slave diaries, inspiration porn pictures on BDSMLR and….. Perhaps most important, a link to the result of a fetish survey on F-List like mine https://www.f-list.net/c/mistress%20denise/

Don’t rush to write all ten of the available picks. But do take the time every so often to check them over and keep them up to date.

Conclusion:

My personal early indicator of interest in a person is almost always a combination of their avatar and my attraction and what they express about themselves on their profile. Take the time to check a profile before IMing someone to introduce yourself. Being able to mention or tease them about something you read will go a long way to making a friend who could become far more in the future.